I think you mean the nicest

i can’t believe we’re only 7 cardinals losses away from what will be the greatest blog in the history of Deadspin

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

My favorite response was left out:

the best clap back

“You guys are heroes”

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

As a freelance writer/researcher I would totally take $2.5 million if any Gawker Univision employees needed to pass a drug test. Or pick up their columns if they needed a break. Probably could negotiate it for a lot less!

This Kermit Meme sounds like a great slugger.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

Oh, man. I spent all of last week reading through these. And now it’s gone. Like Harambe.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

Can the “Why your team sucks” be updated?
This season is going to be a shit show