What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.
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Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.
Smack my bitch up is not a bad song. It is a good song.
Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.
Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.
And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.
Marchman, can you please make Drew write a Why Your Side Sucks 2016 for each of the teams in the EPL?
Counterpoint: Deadspin doesn’t have too much soccer, but Deadspin soccer posts could each be approximately 80% shorter. Someone get Billy an editor.
Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus
When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”
“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.
Why are we being treated as second class citizens?
The good news is that unlike the ATMs, tea, snack bars, etc. the condom dispenser will never be empty.
Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...
I bet that cat hasn’t seen its dick in years.
About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.
The bane of Spain feels pain vs. Bahrain.
Justin Verlander can’t be bothered to play, as he’s used to getting hit in the face by large jugs on a nightly basis.
When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e