I’m trying to write a sympathetic reply containing a related strategy that I used to use. But, that’s the thing. I used to be exactly this. I had a talk with my wife concerning the fact that I’m introverted and we both agreed that I’m not. I was just a depressed extrovert. Our realization was just so sad so we decided…

It’s non-stop dad jokes. I’m usually cringing with the occasional ‘oh, that was a good one’ as I nudge my wife. I never actually laugh.

bless your h....Who am I kidding. As a Southerner who has converted to a New Englander, I get and give grief about the ‘bless your heart’. The members of my family who use it on EVERYONE are the same who hate New Englander sarcasm/cynicism. It’s different sides of the Mason-D...same coin.

When I binge on FTL on my laptop, my wife always sarcastically asks if “I need to come up for air”. Mind you...she’s watching Bravo (which I’m Stockholm Syndroming) so I try to drown it out while the white light on my PS4 taunts me....knowing I can rejoin my FIFA career in 5 seconds. Oh boy.

The VFW across the street from my high school had one of those plopped down in its front yard back in the early 2000's. It’s just...strange. And this was in CT!

I want this game. I need it, but I can’t get it. I’ll become a caveman. Simply grunting and thumping my chest at my wife when she wants to watch Bravo. Maybe one weekend when she’s gone, I’ll go all in. I’ve never played a Far Cry game and have recently removed myself from games with violence (well, Diego Costa does…

Where’s the video from the perspective of the loon who kicked the ice off the tower while he was free climbing it?

When does this start showing up on the walking dead? Or better...zombie apocalypse survivalists IRL...

I can sadly relate. I’m a pitching coach at a...well...a high school that focuses on academics. For example, we are not allowed to punish the kids for leaving early or arriving late if it is due to a class/test/music lesson. I often have to resort to lessons in angular velocity to help the kids understand that…

My dad and I were bumped to first class for free once. Or at least, that was my understanding. I was 13 at the time. We managed to get as many drinks as possible AND a chicken caesar salad on a Delta flight. This was awesome since it was nonstop from Atlanta to...Greenville, SC. It seemed like we were at cruising…

“...got an education...” Like it’s that easy!

This season has been a little too campy. There really hasn’t been any...high stakes stuff. This isn’t the Stassi we need, it’s the Stassi we deserve.

This may be the least click-baity title I’ve ever seen.

This is the reason I secretly hope all my favorite teams suck (and they usually do). The tickets will be cheaper when they visit. Double bonus when Boston teams suck too!

The ‘smelling’ makes sense. Just like deep-ocean fishes who have developed several different methods for smelling/seeing in the dark.

I saw this movie for the first time after I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I’ve never laughed and cried so hard in my life. My dad nearly died from laughing at me during this struggle.

So, you’re telling me shewlett and packard bags for New Hampshire?

My first car was an old Sebring. The previous owner was in some sort of accident where one of the drain holes for the undercarriage was clamped shut and the other holes would clog easily. Water would pool to 3 inches deep on the passenger side of the car whenever it’d rain. This would cause condensation to form on the…

I have virgin skin, but I believe autoclaving is the best, or a chemical like bleach over an extended period of time. It’s an attempt to prevent Hep, HIV, or something like MRSA from spreading between uses and individuals.

Exactly. We shouldn’t be limiting our perspective when determining any aspect of a disease. It’s the reason one should consider a tattoo parlor’s sterilization technique when getting a tattoo. And why we may need to reconsider surgical sterilization to insure proper cleaning of any possible prions.