From one pile-on to the next... It’s “intents and purposes” :)

He was drafted in 2015. This was his first start, not his first regular season appearance.
Unless this is a joke that I’m missing. In which case, carry on.

I know it’s not time yet, but...
Next, do the ChefSteps sous vide ice cream base finished with dry ice in a KitchenAid!

Throw Eddie Kennison in there and you got yourself a stew goin’.

Samkon Gado!!

Laveranues Coles’ name was way more convoluted.

How can you put Ronnie Brown on here without Carnell “Cadillac” Williams?

Kenji has a brisket sous vide guide on SE.

HUMAN FLESH...

I vote cheesecake as well. With the very narrow temp target for a set custard, they are annoying to bake (bain-marie and all that jazz). Always seemed like a natural application for a fixed temperature cooking method.

Birthday Boys (the most criminally underrated sketch show of all time) did a sketch on this...

“If I ever become rich enough to own a company and buy naming rights to a stadium, I’ll give it back to the people and let it be some awesome non-sponsored name.”
And this is probably why you will never be rich enough to buy naming rights to a stadium; your shameless self-promotion quotient is way too low.

Seinfeldian observation skills!

Top 4 seeds in the non-superpower Action Hero bracket. Competition is individual combat (no guns). Contestants can come from any work of fiction.

How many times do we have to say it: Batteries at JD Drew, snowballs at Santa...

Unless he was in a cage at the time, which we learned the hard way...

The pictured “mace” seems to actually be a flail (given the chain). And apparently nobody actually used military flails because they are a serious liability in combat. So I’m going to vote “No”; Harambe would murder you.

Fails the “humble” test.
Also, R.I.P. Harris Wittels.

HAKUNA MATATA

If they can do this, why can’t they use the same technology to eliminate the incredibly stupid and subjective “spotting” of the ball by referees?