"Can I come?"

Bud Light Hotel New York - Because after four days of non-stop Budweiser, you're gonna need a super bowl.

The ppv is the clincher, though, right? That's like 90% of the value proposition here.

Huh. Um, yeah.... the Tribeca. It's great to own because it has... tires and seats, I guess. It is definitely a vehicle, and therefore superior to walking. Plus, there's something to be said for owning the least-interesting Subaru in history, right?

I will never, ever forget that. Wilbon will always have that stain on his credibility as far as I'm concerned.

Anybody who wrote what Mike Wilbon did after Sean Taylor was murdered should lose all right to call anybody else sanctimonious.

Kluwe's right: people can change...

Can we change the rules just this once and allow Ibrahimovic to play for someone else in the World Cup? It just won't be the same without him. Short of that, perhaps we can have him read excepts from his autobiography I Am Ibrahimovic at half time of each game?

i can feel it....IN MY PLUUUMSSS

"Plums" is the best fucking thing I've seen today. I can actually picture Will Ferrell (as Ashley Schaeffer) wearing that one on a talk show.

Also taken: Kris Humphries' original choice, SHE HATE ME.

You guys didn't lead into this story right. She is sitting with Cara Delevingne, one of the top runway models in the world, notorious party girl, and rumored lesbian. Thats a headline if I've ever read one. (see: hand on thigh last pic)

So, whats the benchmark? At 80 degrees, it's all good, and then it drops afterwards? 70 degrees? 98 Degrees?

I think it may be rather pertinent to add diesel gelling point to this chart. I know there are a lot of Jalops waking up in D-Town today wondering why their faithful steeds will start, sputter then stall only to have it not restart.

Trebek: "Dont push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge/ I'm trying not to lose my head", rapped this pioneering "grandmaster".

Ooh and ahh? Just like your mother said last night, Trebek.

This game is going to be over quicker then the Jamies Winston investigation

And Now, LeBron James' Mom Handling A Very Large Gun.

This is just another opportunity for some right-wing extremist to use King James to justify their wanton lust for firearms.