while im not a major supporter of illegal shit, you have to respect how well the system among organized crime works, a shitload better then our own govt thats to say the least

It's a pigment of their imagination.

we have exclusive footage from inside the plane, with the man and one of the two women, neither of whom were the mans wife...

The pilot was flying with two women...neither of whom was wife. Whoops! There's a bad time for flight trouble and then there's a REALLY BAD time for flight trouble! :)

Psychic shield.

"What are...two things that nearly killed Kevin Gilbride?"

Pat's and his dad with the Eagles. Is there a defensive call that includes public urination, and putting a bounty on the punter?

Are people as upset when American athletes meet with Jim Crow minimizers like The Duck Dynasty guy or Rush Limbaugh?

[Grabs low-hanging fruit]

I still find the "Unsolved Mysteries" theme song quite haunting and spine chilling :\

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Afterword

He's muslim, for what it's worth.

Didn't look like he actually went over top of the car.

Love that LaMarcus Aldridge is on the wishlist, especially since he was drafted with one of the unprotected Eddie Curry picks. Maybe someday they can make a run at Andew Wiggins, Julius Randle or whoever Denver takes with this year's unprotected Knicks pick they acquired for Carmelo "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"…

Report: The Knicks Have A Very Knicks Plan For How To Stop Sucking

Wow, Eli Manning looks terrible.

There are several ways to use the L-shaped pieces in Tetris to form the coveted 4-line clear. I can't take anything else you say seriously, given your clear lack of competence in a very important life skill.