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And she referred to him as “Daddy.” I know that relationship is often idealized but I always found it a little weird. Maybe it’s the cynic in me but nobody is THAT in love with their spouse 24/7. I mean, every couple goes through rocky points. It’s like Chris Rock says “If you’ve never stood in front of a mirror

I also can’t get too upset when movie studios whine about losing money because I don’t trust their accounting. Art Buchwald sued Paramount studios for stealing his idea for the movie “Coming to America.” Buchwald won and was awarded damages. Paramount claimed, and provided accounting evidence to support the claim,

Way to flush your father’s legacy down the toilet, Bobby, Jr.

They never think they’re racists, do they? I’m sure those mobs that hung black men from trees simply for winking at a white woman in the earlier part of the 20th century believed they weren’t racists. They can always find a way to rationalize their behavior and they usually find it in the bible.

I have never had to use Planned Parenthood. I have had insurance through my work since I was 18 years old and prior to that I was on my mother’s insurance. However, I have plenty of friends and relatives who have used them and have always been amazed at the quality of their healthcare. My niece recently went to

My grandmother lost my uncle when he was only 4 months old and she was 33. She died at the age of 77 and was never able to talk about him without crying. It broke her heart and her heart never fully mended.

I tried watching The Crown but it was so boring. Nothing really happens. Phillip is an ass. Margaret is heartbroken because they won’t let her marry her one true love. The Queen Mother is a total bitch to the guy who abdicated the throne blaming him for her husband’s cancer(?). And they keep trying to make it

Dude, we’ve got all of that and more in Los Angeles PLUS a legislature with a super-majority of Democrats that vote to expand abortion rights not restrict them. Come on over!

Throw a tab of butter into the pan right before you flip the sandwich and you get the benefits of the mayo and the taste of the butter.

To be fair, as a longtime resident of Chicago, I can say that Democrats are just as capable of skewing things so that their guy’s demographic has an easier time of voting than the other guy’s. A favorite of the machine was to switch polling places at the last minute and only notify the registered Democrats of the

It needs to be the Senate so the Supreme Court justices can be approved.

Obviously, this investigation was rigged.

I was thinking about this while watching it yesterday. That there are these lovely strangers out there who upload things to Youtube for no gain. They just want to spread joy and sunshine. They are the type of people who keep me from completely hating humanity.

I don’t know. I always thought she was kind of a lame superhero. She has an invisible plane (why?) and the lasso of truth. What a dumb object. It seems so stereotypical female. “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?” Don’t lie or I will use my lasso of truth on you.

No, it’s not. First off, the lecture she was given was “sex is bad.” They did not preface it with “outside of marriage.” Their intent was to make her afraid to have sex, they didn’t want to screw up the message because it might be interpreted to mean “sex is bad, unless you’re engaged.” That could then be

What she really meant: “I’m sorry. I thought only white people were going to read my Facebook post and I assume all white people are racists like me so I didn’t think twice about posting something so incendiary. “

Except that when you steal someone’s intellectual property you are entitled to all the profit THEY made off the stolen property not what you would’ve made so that argument is not necessarily relevant. Also, if you can prove that someone knowingly stole your intellectual property, you are entitled to triple the damages

That’s too bad because I think Aaron Burr is a fascinating historical figure. And there have been recent forensic discoveries that seem to point to the conclusion that Hamilton did not intend to waste his shot. First off, his behavior at the duel, in which he paced back and forth, adjusted his glasses and sighted down

This isn’t really true. Catholics obtain salvation by a combination not sinning (negative action) and acts of good works (positive action). Simply not sinning is not enough. You must also go out and perform acts of good works. There's more to being a good Catholic than on,y participating in what happens in Church.