mizjenkins
MizJenkins
mizjenkins
Sep 7 2016
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I hope they let Rutina Wesley’s character catch a damn break in this one. Watching her as Tara in True Blood was gut-wrenching and not in a good way.

Aug 24 2016
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I have a specific memory of getting fingered while Adam Sandler yelled “STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN” and wondering what even is life?

Aug 18 2016
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I find what the DPRK to be disgusting. However, I am willing to acknowledge that other various sides exist as well.
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Aug 18 2016
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If he didn’t have faux dreadlocks I might take stock in that assessment, but clearly this is a person with no cultural awareness whatsoever outside of White privilege.

Aug 18 2016
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Sir, you are equivocating on the issue of holding 25 million people hostage. WTF is wrong with you??? Read more

Aug 16 2016
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Clearly, Parker’s accuser considered what happened to her as rape. But all this to say, I’d wager there a scores of men the same age as Parker who wouldn’t consider themselves rapists, but in reality they are. Read more

Aug 11 2016
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I have...umm...a pretty large and diverse sample size, but I have never once encountered this to my knowledge. Read more

Aug 5 2016
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I’m amazed (*looks around*...ok not really) by the fact that this entire piece was written without any acknowledgment of how much MORE sympathy and publicity dead women get if they’re White.

Jul 20 2016
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Nice! But still pales in comparison to the brilliance of putting a day spa (jimjilbang) in the airport. Plane delayed? Drop your luggage in a locker and wait in a hot tub. Stuck overnight? Come borrow some PJs and take a nap until it’s time to go. Flew in on a red-eye? Pop in and take a shower before your 9:00 AM

Jul 13 2016
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I’m not going to say I agree with you, but I think the number of people who WOULD agree with you might balance out the number of people would be opposed to 2 women on the ticket.

Jul 13 2016
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This article really drives home how hard it is for White people to believe that there are other White people who are simply hateful racists. This is the same kind of shit that drives the “he must have had a mental illness” narratives when some White guy loner goes on a shooting spree.

Jul 6 2016
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The illustration is FIRE!!! And yet I feel some kind of way about that supposedly being a 15 year-old girl...

Jun 30 2016
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...but hopefully he will do her right and she’ll show up on the carpet looking like a queen and making those fools wish they weren’t such brats.
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Jun 28 2016
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I saw this in Denver but with weird little monsters instead of stick figures. It’s a really disturbing mashup of cuddly and macabre.

Jun 17 2016
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Ok, so bacon was long overdue but you know what’s even more overdue? A “fingers crossed” emoji. Read more

Jun 14 2016
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Ads for penis enlargements, because clearly whoever is trying to access these accounts is suffering from some sort of crisis of masculinity.

Jun 7 2016
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Either way he looks like he should have his head flushed down a toilet.