I can’t even comment on everyone immediately jumping to figuring out the age each woman gave birth because I did it too.

There’s always been a lot of jokes about incest, sexual assault and sex offenders in Arrested Development. Some of them are very cathartic and hilarious, but some didn’t sit well at the time and - in light of all of this - have not aged well.

Seriously, it’s a reward.

I always had a bad vibe from him, going back to guest spots he did in the 80s. His presence in Arrested Development worked for me in large part because he played a villain, more or less.

This is the best. Please keep them coming. Other sports, too!

This is what I can’t get past, too. It’s South Padre Island...that DA must hear about a lot of nasty, nasty behavior. I would love to see the stats for that county on # of complaints of sexual assaults vs # of charges filed, indictments obtained, cases settled or brought to trial, etc. I bet it was somewhat rare at…

Isn’t a male barista a baristo?

It’s not compensation. They are not eligible for worker’s compensation for injuries, for one thing, and their years of service don’t count for their eventual social security benefits. They are, at most schools for athletes in revenue sports anyway, limited in the courses they can take. Science degrees, which are the…

What possibly operation could they have performed on him? Something to relieve bruising and swelling? Poor guy...everyone’s going to be speculating about his little Yadi for the rest of his life.

I miss that senior class, Nigel, Bronson, Vitto & Zak. They were awesome.

Jaire seems like a great guy. But I don’t see him succeeding in the NFL at this position. Not impressed by the Packers’ new GM.

He’s lucky to still be alive at this point. I’m sure people have survived these, but anyone I’ve known who suffered an aneurysm didn’t make it. Terrifying...

I don’t see Brady at all, but he could be a close relative of Johnny Damon.

Two month surveillance? He should have just raped someone.

I usually watch this at a bar or have it going in the background, so I had no idea about the sob stories. I love this show, and your first paragraph is not an exaggeration.

Dislocated patellas are the worst!

I thought he was blind? How can he sign autographs?

He’s not alone, though. Despite living in Milwaukee, Sirius sees fit to give me the Celtics broadcast. Those announcers spent the entire OT complaining about how Middleton’s shot sending it to OT was maybe late, that Giannis gets away with everything and the Celtics were getting called for phantom fouls.

She deserves a hair care product commercial.