Safe to say Rahier was
*Removes sunglasses*
*Pops in VHS copy of Shawshank Redemption*
*Sits on Couch*
*Sees Andy Dufresne*
*Morgan Freeman's character enters scene*
Seeing Red.

I need an Hieroglyphist to read these tweets.

This guy could stand to learn a lot from another legendary bruin, Winnie the Pooh.
Because if Winnie The Pooh as taught us anything, it's that you don't need to solicit Romanian chicks on twitter to get to the honey pot; you just have to rock an ill-fitting polo shirt and no goddam pants.

If there is one positive thing we can take from this incident, it's that the mascot is dedicated and a compliment to his craft.

I cannot for the life of me, believe how many heads this has sailed clear over.

"What?? We can do that now????"
-Drake

I'll allow it.

They're hiding him at the top of the NL Central standings, where no one in Chicago will EVER think to look.

I must have confused him with Billy Ripken.

It was Brady Andserson. His dumpster behind the Publix is not sound proof.

"We don't give a fuck, we're actually Yankee fans."
-ISIS

Panthers reportedly sweetened the deal by throwing in a 92' Cadillac Coupe De Ville, $100 in Denny's gift cards, and unlimited access to their shuffleboard court.

Wrong thread partner. Animal investments was covered in the Astros White snake threads.
Lets talk.

It's not often you get to mingle with Horse Semen afficionados in such an open forum. It's actually quite a rush. Also, good news guys. HS just listed today on the Albanian exchange. Which is just the remaining wall of an old gypsy barn.

Hey! Don't mention it friend. I can also recommend some great websites, and some off the beaten path type community forums where like-minded individuals gather to exchange info and photos. Of info.

The DAX, as the NYSE/NASDAQ fat cats refuse to acknowledge the semen trade.

Pork Bellies!! When in doubt, always go pork bellies.
A sound secondary investment is horse semen.

Sow-wy not Sow-wy

Man, so much commenting to do today. Snakes...um....SSSSSSSSStrike!

My Uncle Gary and his Moose hunting rifle that has been modified to shoot sand.