Hilariously, the REAL LA Rams do not know where the sun rises/sets either, as documented in this year’s installment of NFL Hard Knocks.

Yawn. Another car-fapper.

What I see is some rich jerk’s ostentatious toy. Unattainable and forbidden. “Behold! Unrealistic awesomeness! View it and dream, you peasants!”

Mine? A 93 MR2 V6. It won’t ever be more expensive to fix than a Camry, either. It’s pretty raw, obnoxious and uncomfortable though! A real “driver’side car,” lol.

I think your rant/post could have done without making fun of alcoholics. Being one myself, it just looks shitty of you and feels shitty for me to read. Sorry, man...

I’m white. Asshole. Lol.

Europe is full of dumb when it comes to car laws. I’ll submit pedestrian impact standards, to start.

A holdover from one of America’s finer tradiations: Idiotic labels for things! Also see: “Miles,” “Inches” and “Yards.”

What did I just read?

5 years later, this is still funny

And while we’re at it, we can fix drunk driving by taking cars away from sober drivers!

Shit happens. Jesus. Slow news day, man?

Another fine article posted here on Hyperbolespin.

Hahahs, Gawker

Ive worked on this platform since it was new in ‘08.. and since the Sport came out for ‘11, I have aways found it sad that there was never a Ralliart version. Same chassis.. right down to the AWD.. everything would have bolted up.. =/

What is this, Hyperbole-spin? One day it’s “Cleveland sucks!” and the next day it’s this.

True enough. Linking to actual journalism and quoting highlights is what Gawker does best!

Just like they should kill off Foxtrot Alpha. And eventually, Jalopnik can just be rolled into Gizmodo, like io9, to hang out with Alissa Walker!

Not really that far off from the truth, though.

LOL MMA. *grabs another popcorn*