Rich people don’t care. They don’t keep a daily driver for more than 2 years. A Bentley/Rolls/Maybach/whateverthefuck is perfect for excessive use of heavy and expensive batteries!

Then I let the Alpine play.. bumpin’ new shit by NWA!

*kssht* Copy that.

Fvck yeah!

Oh, well.. if we’re going to be serious for a moment:

F*** television.

I see through your rich, elitist smokescreen, sir.

What is an Amber Heard? Is it malleable? Valuable? Does it feature bluetooth connectivity? Can I get one on Amazon Prime?

Life is actually livable without babies. It’s kind of neat, actually. Imagine buying a car or going out for dinner without having to give consideration to a baby! :D

Sweet rich people-mobile.

Lithium-plated gold batteries, even.

Exactly!

MORE PROFIT FOR GAWKER REQUIRED!

BUT 408, GAWKER IS BEING PAID AMERICAN DOLLARS BY FACEBOOK! It’s okay because they’re disclosing it constantly. Being an unscrupulous sell-out is okay as long as you disclose it properly.

Legendary New York neckbeard blog writing, man.

NO! Don’t tell me what to do! I take the subway! I know where a -real- pizza pie can be obtained! I pay $2500/mo. for a 400 sq.ft. loft! NEWWWWW YORRRRRRRK!

Except most American accents more properly pronounce words than U.K. accents. True story. Look it up. Ah ken whit aam talkin abit.

He’s right, though. Modern NASCAR is super-lame. It’d be neat if they at least had SOME pretense of homologation.

What could be more ignobly ostentatious than $75k-worth of lithium anyway? It would be glorious in its wastefulness and expense! They could install 400mm wide 24" tires (tyres?) on it, too!

Now now.. This isn’t really a Jezzy type of answer. It’s not even a Gizmodo car-hating post! :D