;ALSKJF IF IT WERE A REAL SUV NOT THIS FAKE NEW JEEP STUFF-OH SH**....ASDFfRAGGLE RAGGLE BEEEER!OFFROAD!

Auto-makers also have torque specs for speaker grilles.

That’s not actually how it works in the real world. It really, really isn’t.

It’s mostly just the tight-ass “I use my torque wrench on everything always!” stuff combined with the typically anti-shop attitude. I’m a car enthusiast and I’ve been a mechanic.. I’ve lived both sides of the story long enough to know that there’s a massive gray area.

Depressing, but true; This is basically the root cause of most “issues,” in my opinion (income inequality).

WAIT! THERE’S MORE TO A STORY THAN RE-BLOGGING NEWS WITH A HOT TAKE!?!? NO FREAKIN’ WAY, MAN! AMAAAAAAZING!

This comment zone is strong with Internet DIY derpiness.

Good god.. no, it’s not! It’s bad practice to leave a goddamned lugnut LOOSE.

Because wheels usually don’t “fall off”... They get stuck inside the fenders.

A+ for Pennies Arcade.

Can we make it illegal to chop off dogs’ ears and tails next?

Best part is.. Bautista got scolded for breaking the unwritten rules by showboating after a home run... And then proceeded to get mad about someone else violating the unwritten rules by plunking him/punching him.

Deadspin tropes! Git’cher Deadspin tropes, heeyuh! 2 fer 1! Git’cher Dead-spin ta-ropes!

I would remove and sell the powertrain in order to fund a Subaru 2.0L WRX swap.

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Headline needs one more unbelievable simple trick.

Ermagerd gawkernewyorks!!!!

Fine. Caeden and Caydin, then!

Don’t forget that the “MPG indicator” in cars is oftentimes NOT accurate either. So now we have a bunch of people bitching about an inaccurate MPG reading not matching an inaccurate MPG rating system.

So... nothing is wrong with the cars except for superfluous stuff. Okay.