I met Troy. He was a very good boy with snazzy socks.

If I want manufactured viral content, I’ll go back to my old job mopping up at the nudie booths thank you very much.

“I’d hit it.”

If he’s underpaid, Lebron is an indentured servant.

The MVP can’t get blown out in the first round of the playoffs. That’s just ridiculous. He wasn’t the mvp. KD should have been but he go hurt. He was the best player on the best team. Lebron not being in the top 3 says a lot about how bullshit this award is.

Saric then? Embid 3rd? Where does that leave Malcolm?

Also, what the fuck is this? Who pays to attend this shit?

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

I’d say he wasn’t as deserving as Embid, but more so than Saric. Not sure whom he’s closer to. Somewhere in the middle perhaps.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

Do you have any evidence to back this up, or are you just so blinded by irrational hate for LeBron?

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

LeBron just averaged a triple double in the finals, while Durant put up slightly worse stats for a team that was already the best ever before he joined them, pretty sure LeBron is still the best.

This is a poor take, imo. Durant is and always has been a more natural scorer and thats all we really saw this series. KD is getting the best looks of his career with GS and more power to him for that, but Lebron does sooo much more, and just did it against a crazy talented defensive team in the warriors. At 32 I…

LOL OK