misterplutocrat
MisterPlutocrat
misterplutocrat

Yeah, I think I just realized that about myself, too.

In fairness, the previous obscenely-wealthy owner made an enormous sum off its rise, and sold Gao a club whose neglect began (but wasn’t yet fully evident) long before he showed up on the scene.

United’s best transfer move of all time was being 1 minute late on that fax a few years ago.

Consulting is less its own industry than the meta-industry of applying shitty jargon to other industries.

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

What are Alex Jones and Richard Spencer doing in the UK?

i made a thing, you made a thing better.

DEMPSEY: Call it
REF: no, see, I’m the ref. I flip the coin. You have to call it.
DEMPSEY: ...call it
REF: Ok we’re gonna need a new captain out here

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

“At least I didn’t waste away my early 20s in Sunderland. Really dodged a bullet there.” -Adnan Syed

When did Robert Forster and Alfred Molina have a baby?

Suprised that Ramos didn’t collapse and roll around in pain in order to get them both sent off.

1. Mr.

(struggles to come up with a “Mother” joke)

When you’re old as hell, you gotta pick your spots.

Look, it was a good album and all, but it was no Zenyatta Mondatta.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.