Wait, when did Roger Goodell start handing down MLB suspensions and fines?

So that’s why I’ve issued a travel advisory for the United States for white folks going to places like Denver, Detroit. Places like Chicago, places like Seattle, because I’ve been to these towns and I’ve experienced it.

The Fox Sports Detroit guys called this the undercard for that fight, and in doing so, made themselves look like idiots.

Dems 2018: We Blew Both Quads Trying For A Layup

And it’s gone, classic House Republicans, rushing shit out when they don’t have the real information and knowing nothing on the subject.

Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

Literally this

According to my mom Nintendo released their third console line, the Xbox, in 2001. Alternative facts!

STICK TO COURTS!

I’m not a big NFL fan or anything, but IMHO, anyone who is old enough to have dodged the draft and can still be competitive at professional sports deserves at least some kind of respect.

Or better suited it should be at the Library of Congress.

Wow, you got triggered fast!

Hush. The ISS is Taa II in disguise.

Yeah, I saw that and said to myself,”somebody fucked up.”

Dude, the ISS is only barely 240 miles from earth.

This buyer doesn’t care when they go to Wal-Mart and buy Chinese or when they go the polls and buy Russian. They won’t care that their pickup is Chinese as long as its wrapped in “America .”

Damn it, I was sitting on the couch with my wife and saw the article in my Feedly.

This show was ahead of its time. I wish it got more than 2 seasons.

This was literally the plot of an episode of Better Off Ted. Motion-sensing lights not recognizing black people.