Just develop Cotard’s Syndrome and you won't be able to see see his face - that should help with the charisma thing, right?

@The Hero of Akron-Canton: It would do more business if you called it Must Love Cat Videos

I got to hang out with him once, and he was an interesting guy. I've never read 50 Shades, but I will now forever picture Vincent, or "Mr. Schiavelli" as he made me call him, as Christian Grey when anyone mentions this movie.

You take that back about Joe vs. the Volcano!

I said this exact thing (except that I said 20 years) last night. Movies always need several years for perspective. See The Shawshank Redemption on the positive side, and American Beauty on the negative side. And Dances With Fucking Wolves would never have even been nominated.

He and Bob Uecker should get together to call a sports game - any sport at all.

As a non-viewer of CBS, I will accept that premise.

Define "we".

I completely agree with your top tier. Barton Fink is still the best film they've ever made. Your second tier would be my bottom tier, though (well, not bottom bottom - above Ladykillers certainly), but I would put Intolerable Cruelty in my second tier. Such a quotable film.

I remember watching Pan's Labyrinth thinking it was one of the best foreign films that I'd ever seen, and knowing it would easily win the Oscar. I was crushed when it lost to some German film. Then I actually watched The Lives of Others and thought, "Yeah, that's the right choice." Such an amazing film.

I walked out of A Serious Man. What happens in the end that makes it so much better? Spoil away!

We're all armed down here and will shoot you if we hear you call it that.

Except that Avatar wasn't set in space.

Not for Captain Kirk!

Any time you want someone to stop doing what they're doing and do what you want them to do, give them a choice that makes them seem like an asshole for continuing to do the thing that irks you. In this case, say, "Could you go outside to use your phone? It's very distracting." Same thing with talking. "Could you go…

I think that will now become my stock answer anytime anyone asks me what I thought of a film.

I'm a 3-D hater too (any text on the screen gives me a headache very quickly, so it's physical rather than just an opinion), but this was an unbelievably great experience in IMAX 3-D*.

I wasn't waiting for her to die, but I was waiting for a cut to black before we knew she made it. The end of the "I'm ready, whatever happens." speech would have been the perfect moment for the movie to end. It doesn't really matter whether or not she lives, just that she knew she did everything that she could to…

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@DoctorChimRichalds:disqus When you're as hot as Elisabeth Röhm is, the acting isn't as important.