“Paging Doctor Dumbass, there’s a gunshot wound in triage.”

Glad we have armchair doctors like you to provide expert opinions. Why do we even have a medical staff? We should just let fans step out of the bleachers and make diagnoses, since everyone's a fucking expert.

Had the pleasure of interviewing Anton a few months back. One of the nicest kids I’ve ever met. Hoping for the best for him.

Absolutely brutal start to the season with the injuries, but this one was really scary to watch. No matter what else happens, I just hope he’s okay.

Seemed appropriate based on assumption he’s awake and talking but not moving. Biggest concern if that’s true is neck injury. I was glad he wasn’t immediately moved and trainer/doc was talking to him to assess his symptoms. Just my 2 cents

My takeaway from the video:

I ran the VIP door at a night club in Minneapolis during KG’s hay-day. Worked with pro athletes every day. No one was more polite, tipped better, or was more respectful than KG. Sadly, he was the one that went out the least. When he did, he would show up, pay for his teammates tables, and leave 30 minutes later. Never…

Understandable, I still have a HUGE crush on her.

Just starred you. I'm doing my part!

Exactly. It is the best? No. If I am dropping money I got for Tito’s myself. But on a budget? Awesome stuff.

Personal fave.

Well, Finch DID kill her dozens of times (and every night) to keep her from getting too smart. She’s a heightened level of intelligence, to be sure, but if she got too smart she would take over the world just to protect Finch and the others.

Which is, in turn, a part of Gawker Media.

His alibi checks out. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tub Man was on route 2 in Weekapaug.

Mularkey will be ably assisted by offensive coordinator Jim Bunkum and defensive coordinator Fred Hogwash.

She’s probably upset because the guy she’s dating obviously has a small dick.