“Doesn’t like politics” means he’s fortunate enough to not be affected by politics.

I’m not sure this stands a particularly great example of the First Amendment then, if the first instinct people have with it is to be as stupid as possible.
Also see: Second Amendment.

What is this, an excavator for ants? 

Good find my man.  Now sit tight because you’re clearly a variant, the TVA will be along shortly.

Should add a Google pin labeling it as “Dead Dipshit’s Curve”.

Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

It’s not Baby Driver’s fault it stars Ansel Elgort and Kevin Spacey

Baby Driver is here.

I believe the officer was quoted as saying “I swear, I thought he was black!”

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

. . . am I the only one who saw a woman begin to masturbate to The Blacklist?

“Upper level executive bonuses for 2020 were lower than what many of them desired. Consequently, cutbacks in other areas was in order to rectify this situation for 2021.”

I mean, I can't see people willingly eating at Applebee's without good cause...

Fat people on planes have the biggest victim complex I have ever encountered.

No, LouAnn...you don’t have the right to take up half my seat with your fucking thigh. Same goes to you Ronald, I don’t need your ass sweat leaking all over me because you never could say no the all you can eat at the Golden Corral. 

I don’t know how to say this without it sounding a little condescending, which I swear is not my intent, but how were you dumping out your cannister that it ‘sent clouds of [dust] billowing into the air?’

Most of this is not really about bagged vs. bagless at all. A lot of it is just about buying a good vacuum cleaner vs. a shitty one.

“Why didn’t you stop?” Dunn questioned.

Back at you, most interactions with the police aren’t filmed. If the ones that are filmed are this bad, what about the ones nobody sees?

Meh, I’d rather Perfect Dark > Turok