Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

I’ve been to Peter Luger- it’s got a history, but it’s not that good!

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

It means running progressive and open minded people for every office from school board, up to state legislature all the way to the Senate, because these people are not to be trusted with power.

On the first question, I joked to someone that he sounded a lot like Grandpa Simpson, going off on a rambling story that leads nowhere and has nothing to do with the comment that triggered it. After the next few questions, it was no longer funny.

Yes, let’s have Mommie pick up Cruz:

The jolly fat man who is best friends with elves and rides around on magical reindeer can be whatever the fuck color he needs to be in any given situation

I don’t think anyone wants your sympathy, but thanks for your super hot take.

Doesn’t matter. The University already caved to the pissed off boosters.

Fuck you, traitor.

Totally forgetting what a great, powerful voice Cher has. In the early “Wall of Sound” Spector hits, it’s Cher’s voice...as a kid! that puts the vocals over the top. And that’s before her career really started. If you’ve ever gotten the hair on your arms standing up over the Ronettes “Be My Baby”, it’s because of the…

That impression is pretty funny.

From your POV I suppose they should all be wearing leather helmets, and given smelling salts to get back in the game as well. Before the BCS and the Playoffs the teams competing for the National Title often wouldn’t come fucking close to playing each other, #1 vs #20 and #2 vs #17 in the Bowl Games. To each their own…

“We are coming”

lol

Or Giant Douche can lose to competent, experienced policy wonk.

Up your butt, Jobu

I would slap her too, I’d rather have it voiced in japanese.

Fuck you Mitch.