make baseball players play cricket!

Your move, Joel

That panda might be dumber than the gummy bears I am currently eating. At least the gummy bears seem to know how to stay put.

I have been filleting fish and had them start flopping around before, it scares the holy hell out of me every single time.

you should definitely give the pizza delivery guy a couple of bucks though...

+1 screaming fan being dragged out of their seat by security

I am very partial to Janson Junk. I hope he’s a knuckle-baller.

it’s Mr. Goodbar’s Swedish cousin

+1 shiny can and puking suddenly

Holy Shit, if the Wolves get Lowry, I think they can do some serious damage next year! Lowry, Butler, Towns, and Wiggins could be incredibly competitive if they all play well together and have good years.

beats the hell out of a Rose-Thibodeau reunion

or Mike Leake! I would have signed Leake instead

Good-lookin’ food is better to eat than food that looks like hot trash.

I am surprised by your lack of caring for the plight of crabs! That could have worked well well in The Hike; have Crab get trapped in a beach prison and be tormented by humans.

beat me to it

ya like dags?

I am a Reds fan, but I am entirely OK with Homer getting lit up on every outing. The Reds deserve to lose every single game Homer starts (which averages about 3 before he gets hurt) for being so damn stupid as to sign him to a 6 year $105,000,000 contract.

counter point: every golf course I have ever been to (mostly shitty muni golf courses) have posted signs saying keep cart 20' away from green at all times.

The only good thing about unwritten rules in baseball is seeing how fired up people get about THE OTHER TEAM not following them. I genuinely find Puig to be entertaining. I hope he keeps mashing taters and telling people to fuck off.