According to Wikipedia, Kaep was a very good high school baseball player. He was even drafted by the cubs in the 2009 draft. I think he would be capable of playing decent mid-level minor league baseball.

no way in hell Phil has 1/10th of this man’s comedy ability.

This is some grade A+ sarcastic trolling.

Raspberry Beret is a song by Prince. I would post a youtube video of the song but he was (understandably) very protective of his music and how it could be consumed. Here is a spanish dance-video with someone else singing the song...it’s actually pretty entertaining.

+1 euphemism for poop enema.

yep, I am sure that’s what they were going for [rolls eyes]. God, the Vegas Equites would have been infinitely more cool.

Jesus, that piece a fruit looks like the inspiration for a race of people Star Trek would create for one episode.

BLM. The Bureau of Land Management. You know, the federal agency those loveable loonies who took over that federal building in Oregon were protesting against.

I think David brooks and Mike Lupica are fraternal twins separated at birth. They both piss me off in the exact same way about very different subjects. Most of all they are both monstrous obnoxious dipshits.

My wife and I went to Copenhagen recently for vacation and that part of the world has a very rich brewing tradition. At one point, because water quality was so poor, adult men drank on average like 5 liters of beer a day. Damn, that’s a lot of beer.

I read this in Commander Worf’s voice, it was better that way. SO MUCH KLINGON ANGER!

If the Redskins were to re-brand as another name, wouldn’t they ultimately see an increase in sales of merchandise? People who are racist and fans of the redskins will bitch, moan and continue wearing racist football gear. However, most people would likely continue supporting the team and be more likely to buy that…

in the name of the father, son and the holy ghost, take your star!

LIES!

For the sake of argument let’s assume, like myself, that you are not a free solo rock climber like this guy: http://deadspin.com/alex-honnolds-ropeless-ascent-of-el-capitan-is-nerve-wr-1795818350

I think I once read a Stephen king novel that started that way...chilling

...in 27 years on the force I never saw anything so uniquely disturbing. We found him with a cotton candy wig and ketchup lipstick. The intial cause of death has yet to be determined, he was either drowned in shitty beer or strangled to death with a neuse made of red vine licorice rope. Charlie, down at the morgue,…

so now instead of listening to Dusty say “You know, Hank Aaron once told me...” we get to hear his son say “Hank Aaron once told my dad...”

Growing up my golden retriever once ate 3 glass brandy snifters (mmm, crunchy) and on a different occasion an entire 6 month supply of my mothers thyroid medication. Poor girl acted a bit funny after the thyroid meds, but the glass didn’t even cause bloody stool. What a champ!