Hell yeah! Running something over with a car is THE go-to solution for rednecks and hicks of all stripes for just about any problem regarding making something smaller. The fact that this guy didn’t second guess the fish in his pants and instead reached for the old spice is so very hard for me to wrap my head around.

but whatever you do, DO NOT double dip that bread. People will lose their shit.

This is a great story, but may favorite part is that he very casually throws out the “I sprayed it with old spice to mask the stench a bit” like it’s an obvious and totally sane thing to do. I am not a fish monger, but I don’t think that’s a very effective way to deal with the smell of rotting fish in your trousers.

play by play of that match:

and cartoon characters with no pants on...

TRUCK YEAH INDIANA WHOOOO!

and booze, plenty of booze.

You said you are from Houston so I read this in an “angry oil tycoon” voice. It was a good choice in my opinion.

It’s better than throwing arms into opponents and flopping like a dead fish to draw a foul, amirite?

the train left the station...but there was no one on it

worth it!

Also known as Scandinavian food. those poeple love gas station hot dogs...its weird.

Fuck it, let’s hunt some buffalo.

Ah yes, a fellow lover of the “worlds strongest man” competitions I used to watch on ESPN as a kid. He should throw more refrigerators and use more whiskey barrels in his workouts.

It’s no big deal because you can always get more money from taxpayers. That’s the answer, right?

DILWORTH! I helped design that automotive rail car unloading facility a few years ago...now it’s the primary entry point for low quality weed in MN.

“ a comment like that deserves a ball thrown at your fucking head!”

Was that staged? It seemed kind of staged.