Does this mean she cheated in last grand slam win (pregnant) and will have title taken away?

Mike Lupica may write this story. Stay tuned.

yes, you are correct, I worded that poorly. I should have said the average freely available replacement player.

Worst to first, baby!

Yasiel Puig might not end up being the MVP, but he is not a BAD player. He still has a positive average WAR rating through 4 MLB seasons, which by definition says he is above average, and not bad.

FINALLY! I might even be able to convince coworkers that it is like a french soda or something.

There, I translated it to proper British for you.

holy crap, are your feet square?

Well, you know what they say about guys with wide feet...

you have to look at momentum. momentum = mass * velocity

I never had too much terror of getting hit by a baseball, but I switched from diving to swimming for my winter sport because I became increasingly terrified of hitting my head on the diving board after a couple of close calls hitting my feet on the board.

It’s an unwritten rule of baseball. You play baseball to win. I think a lot of it hearkens back to the time when pitchers used to throw at guys heads regularly for minor infractions of the baseball code. The general idea is that even if you truly didn’t mean to throw at the guys head, if the pitcher can intimidate the…

VIVID IMAGERY

“Bustin’ Dixie Kneecaps” was one of Lefty’s lesser known songs.

Phil the Thrill would also be a good bookie name.

While I understand this is the sad reality of our situation, I don’t understand why our health system hasn’t found a way to effectively convince all people to get the vaccine at a reasonable time.

Honestly, I think your description makes it sound way worse than it is. Getting treatment that requires “lasers in your rectum” sounds pretty traumatizing, even though it probably isn’t a very bad recovery.

WOW! That is a shockingly high percentage of people. How is this such a big problem when we have a know cure? Why is the HPV vaccine not as common to get as other life-saving vaccines?

What do you think the percentage of non-drunk people are who would be surprised to find out that a cup of oil acts as a laxative? 20%?

Call me old-fashioned, but this is why my mother always told me to slow down while eating.