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MTE. Perez might be an awful person/misogynist, but he’s been getting pedophile-shit about his son for a long time now.

Patrick Fugit

Seriously. I’m the stranger who would jump in and say something like, “What a stupid question, why don’t you mind your own business?”

Tell her if she loves your scar so much you’d be willing to give her one twice as long anywhere she wants it. Then do the dragging the thumb across your neck thing for good measure.

Gluten-Free Asian Food

Please tell me your FB friend is a hamster.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Josh Groban and Kat Dennings are together?! This is new and delightful information. I love it. This makes sense.

Cool story: One time, Kat Dennings was on my local radio station a few years ago and I was pregnant and hormonal and they asked people to call in to say hi (because radio is weird) and I did and when she

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Its not a bug, its a lizard.

By all that is holy, please let the CEO of the Colonial Times franchise be some crazy Paul Allen-esque guy who has single-handedly collected all of the colonial supernatural tchotchkes that Abbie & Ichabod need and seeded them in the 13 restaurants that litter the Northeast. Each one has a theme that relates to the

You could have just said no instead of posting my heartfelt missive on the internet.

You do not use “Lagavulin” and “shitty” in the same post. Lagavulin is the nectar of the gods. Here, sit with me and Ron and we’ll help you out.

Because io9 has a whole page called True Crime that is primarily composed of posts about, well, true crime stories. This article is posted on that sub blog, and cross posted to the main page. I’m like a detective for the internet.