The always relevant Robot Hugs is very relevant to this:

... are you one of my brothers?

I wouldn't put it past them to just show up anyways.

I wonder what its like to live in a world where one is always right and there are no consequences for your actions... it must be nice. :)

Quite the tizzy going on down there, so many words! LOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was right! LOL

LOL - what do you mean you're going to hold me accountable for my actions and words and they'll future repercussions? Misandrist!

In my experience these people are only like this online. IRL they are quiet and meek and mutter 'bitch' under their breath when they think you can't hear them.

Followed you. ;)
Stop beating your head against a brick wall. This is the kind of guy that is also blind to their own privileges. Whats that saying "born on third base and goes through life thinking they hit a triple".

Didn't you hear? Cholesterol is good for you now! This is practically health food!

Butter Chicken Pizza.

Darling, you've got that backwards, we've never applied, we keep denying you asking us to join! Get your own healthcare!

The pan crust is the only thing that makes pizzahut any good!

We're close in spirit? Toronto, Canada. ;)

I'll eat it. :)

It looks french onion soup to me, with mushrooms.

I don't know... but also, it's apparently a soup?

Sorry, I said it first. Pack your things and go. Don't make me call security.

Are your tastebuds broken? Its delicious.

You're fired.