Yeah, I honestly think this article could have been harsher because this sounds like straight up anti-science propaganda disguised as sci-fi. 

My least favorite name of all . . . names.

WE THOUGHT TOM HANKS MIGHT DIE OF COVID, OK? We were all collectively very worried.

And making fun of that doomed baby and its horrible parents was a brief pinpoint of light in the otherwise endless sea of darkness that was this year.

At least 99% of that is in your head, you sad, sad little man. Thankful I’m not your coworker right now.

I pronounce “champagne” like that recurring skeezy Christopher Walken SNL character he used to do a million years ago. (Sham-PAAN-ye)

In other words, yes, I am also annoying. You are not alone.

Kandy Muse is a hot mess, excited to watch her. I’m also from Arkansas, so I’m already rooting for Symone as well.

Here’s this supposedly huge new streaming network, getting all this crazy shit, yet I have still not reasonably found a way to even access it. I mean, apparently I can watch it for free if I download the app onto my goddamned tiny Kindle Fire, of all things, but needless to say that hasn’t helped me to feel…

See, to me, this is the problematic part:

Her “poor behavior” gets people killed. Fuck. Her. And that is pretty infantilizing anyway. Regardless of her color, she can and should be held responsible for her actions. Intentions DON’T matter after a certain point. They just don’t. Good or bad, the outcome is the same: I am living in a version of the world I grew…

Fool, you are saying that just because this man has hardships, he should have the RIGHT to spread misinformation that causes OTHERS hardships through his actions. Because people are fucking dying because of this massive stupidity. So that, imo, is not logical, responsible, or kind. It’s selfish because you don’t want…

RICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This statement crossed the line over “dumb” so hard, it flew straight into “insane” town. It’s like trying to answer the question “why does it hurt when I hit myself?” Like, the answer is complicated but also so simple you look nuts for even asking it.

You seem to be specifically offended by his weed comments, if I can infer from your username. Weird flex, but OK. However, weed truly doesn’t impact every brain or body the same way. Fuckin’ deal with it.

Have you HEARD “Blinding Lights”? R&B is not the category I’d put it in, for sure.

I really like Sophia Lillis but man, does this ever sound/look like misery porn. And the gay version of that kind of porn, we’ve ALL seen too much of.

Eh, I would have pegged them as about the same age, so that checks out for me. They are eerily similar in my mind. Like a separate male and female version of the same individual person.

Eh, I’m sure it has nothing to do with age and everything to do with the slow realization they all went through, finding out they had accidentally signed on to a hugely obvious stinkin’ turd.

How the fuck is it biphobic when the man himself (quoted in these comments, no less) admits he never really felt bisexual??? FFS. What he was was a goddamned poser and a thief of lgbt culture, taking ideas from actual LGBT people in his orbit and using them to make himself rich and famous knowing he had power and they…

Yeah, THAT’S what made a Stephen King novel weaker. LOL.

Ugh. I just briefly looked Boone up because I had a feeling he shouldn’t be using the word “slayed” (and I was right!), but now you’ve jogged my memory about who he actually is. What a garbage pile.