When I heard about this campaign earlier, I thought, “What an utterly empty corporate gesture that only exists to cynically promote a very mediocre looking movie.” I didn’t guess it would be as lazily done as it seemed though, lol.

And ironically, Penny Dreadful may have looked nice but the storytelling was an absolute trainwreck. So Showtime has never really stuck the landing thus far.

PFT is ALWAYS the right choice. Never gonna happen, but still.

*faints dead away*

Levar Burton radiates goodness in a very Trebekian way. He’s also extremely intelligent. He would be an amazing choice and I’m fully on board. (Probably going to be Jennings though, whom I also don’t dislike.)

Darren Criss seems gay because he constantly accepts roles portraying gay men. Which, now that I’m thinking of it, is pretty shitty and no one has ever called him out on it before, no doubt because he is EXTREMELY pretty. Then again, he does not give off the straightest vibes. So I’m a bit conflicted. 

I love reviews that are just dry, meticulously detailed descriptions of what was seen during the show. There’s a TV club recapper that is truly terrible because of this habit. At least that was only a part of this review, but it was still bizarre.

I love sketch comedy. Lifelong fan. Even have listened to most of the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Yet I also am literate and so can thus, sadly, read the name of this comedy troupe. If that alone isn’t enough for you to question everything about this, than you must have actually never watched anything outside of the…

I’m always a bit concerned about people who openly proclaim they do not read. Like, sometimes a little bit of shame is a good thing. 

It’s based off a Stephen King novel, how could it not be better?

Isn’t his role in this movie kind of a self-own? The most average and boring person in the world is his biggest fan. He doesn’t seem smart or interesting enough to be in on the joke though. Or if he is, than it seems a little smug. 

Buts it’s canceled out by the fact that I would rather stick a letter opener in my face than have to see/listen to James Corden. So, bit of a let down.

The casting of this movie makes me happy to be bi. Pretty, pretty people.

I was at the tale end of a truly nightmarish month of coming off various mental health drugs when the election hit. I had had two magical days of no nausea after literally four weeks of constant hell, but that was the day it all came back 2000% and I finally vomited my guts out instead of just dry retching. My edible,…

Your advice here is just one of the many reasons those of us living in Colorado have had a rubbing alcohol shortage since early this year, lol.

Lol, the exact blend of clownery, incompetence, and evil (because it’s obvious this is to cover up a lie or more incompetence) that I would expect. Bye, bitch.

He’s been punching down for a while. One could easily argue he’s clearly part of the problem now too. And I will! Fuuuuuuuck Dave Chapelle. I’m almost glad if he isn’t seeing money from The Chapelle Show streaming, because at this point it was pretty much by and starred a completely different person than who he is now.

The old layout was not good either, but at least it made sense. This appeared for me in my right-hand “you may also like” article slideshow thingy, which is also (obviously) fucking useless.

Gritney . . . I live.

Alec Baldwin is and shall ever be our evergreen “the worst”.

You right tho, even if it makes some people here BIG MAD. Some people have their head so far up their ass they can’t tell it’s raining fascists. Democratic socialism is a pipe dream in a world where 1/2 of our two major political parties has literally gone insane. And I use “literally” in the correct, original context…