From Desperately Seeking Susan (1985):

“You fuck one sheep...”

As far as I’m concerned, the Republican party is no longer a political party and is now solely a terrorist organization.  They officially advocate for the murders of anyone who disagrees with them. 

Counterintuitively, Georgia does not appoint replacement representatives. There would be a special election in which Stacey Abrams would stop by to say hello. Which might explain a bit.

It is an interesting question. Some musings:

Ironic, considering what a bunch of wankers they are.

Proud Boys aren’t allowed to masturbate?!? No wonder they are so angry and frustrated.

These people need to get better lawyers. Their lawyers should not be admitting these things in public, these statements are all admissible in court if it goes to trial. Their attorneys should not be giving any statements at all, they should be focusing on trying to get the best plea deal possible. I know it is an…

Big Time Small Time Dicks is staying, I hope. 

I’ve never been so happy to see a column that I loved go away!

Thank you for all the barf!

Oh it gets even worse: Flynn’s brother, another Army general, was on the call that denied the National Guard to be deployed the day of the insurrection.

The only thing not wrong is it apparently has the right number of sleeves.

“Reaction from parents and conservative media will be a large factor in deciphering whether the cultural pendulum has indeed shifted enough so that a popular child celebrity coming out elicits little more than a shrug in response.”

Poor kid. Reading about her situation is bringing back some bad memories. Hope she gets out.

Wow, abusive parents are still out there. Back in the late 1960s, when I was in my teens, my parents called the police on me saying I was “incorrigible”. What was my offense? Staying out until 11:45 p.m. when I had told them I’d be back at 9:00. I later found out that the cop tore up the report as soon as he left the…

This is a common gop tactic. Remember when Paul Ryan lied and said he ran a sub 3 hour marathon. Only to be busted by his own brother.  These people can’t even lie correctly.

The more I work, the less I want to.

Like, who would possibly make such a bonkers claim about getting into the Olympics?

It almost seems ableist - oddly coming from a guy in a wheelchair - to suggest that being fit and sporty means you have a shot at the Paralympics. Like Para is just the kiddie table to the real, adult Olympics and it takes nothing to get in.