I think it’s a little better. Your mom buying you too many ponies v. the President of the United States declaring lots of people “enemies.”

Still a better mob story than Gotti

Oh yeah...adult chatrooms, porn pics that took 10 minutes to download, giant .WAV files to steal music because .MP3 didn’t exist yet...those were good times.

9600 baud?! You young kids were lucky to get to use 9600 baud. We had to make do with 1200 with our Commodore64's...

Not only that, Tucker Carlson is co-founder of The Daily Caller, which is one of the pearl-clutching conservative media outlets referenced above.

It may seem like nothing now, but 20 years ago people were so freaked out about this stuff that you could end up in jail for a long time for doing it.  You can still get slapped with ridiculous sentences for really mundane poking around on the internet, it’s just not quite the same level of paranoia.  

This is kind of awesome. 

This is less than a week after the right blew off Tucker Carlson’s radio shitposting, during which he was an actual adult, as a non-story.

Republican math:

If not winning Cards Against Humanity is significantly distressing to you, I just want to point out that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands out there that are just as tasty as the real thing.

The longer video doesn’t make her look better and comparing it to O’Keefe shows you don’t understand what that guy’s actually been doing.

Really, Feinstein just seemed like someone who couldn’t be bothered to care, treating these constituents like customers who hadn’t bought anything but were asking to use the bathroom. It was a bad way to interact with people, particularly young people and really doesn’t warrant a defense.

This is the ticket right here.

These kids have valid points but you’re not going to get them across by ambushing someone. You have to go through the proper channels to be taken seriously.

Sure. 

I agree. She should have retired already, especially with that attitude. 

“I don’t like being talked “at” either”

If she doesn’t like getting talked at she should find a different line of work. Part of being a legislator is listening when your constituency tells you things.

Fuck age limits, you have a billion dollars? you cant serve.

Hollllly shit. These people are so far removed from empathy and understanding they can’t even talk to children basically asking her to help them have a future. Purge the rich, make lobbying fucking illegal, remove money from fucking campaigns. If campaigns were run on the character of the person instead of how much…