soooo i just woke up, not even out of bed and i have watched that video TEN TIMES now. what is it? where did you find that?!

pretty sure she's either JUST hit 21 or she still has a year to go.

it's Utah; there's lots of seasonal work based on the tourist industry, ergo lots of places that provide housing to seasonal employees.

it's

i am honestly amazed it's taken this long for this to be an issue. i've cooked in so many bars where the owners obviously give hiring preference to women over men ( and the bigger your boobs, the more likely you'd get hired), where the bustier women tend to work more weekend shifts, etc.

*revoked. derr.

sameinternal reaction i had when my

i am so relieved i'm not the only one who is so BOTHERED by those eyebrows. i just...Sharpie? acrylic finger paint? what are they?? WHY are they?!

nah, nah, he looks like Tim from Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

ahahahahahaha i am laughing and squirming in discomfort at the same time, thanks for that mate

two failed engagements over here, too. high fives for bullet dodging?

i will say getting a nipple peircing snagged is NOT fun. i have a barbell in mine, not a ring; it cuts down on snags by every now and then when i get too exuberant with my towel after showering and...OW.

i think the part that really gives me the willies is where you said they had to remove it with pliers. like...they can't trust a sister to take out her own jewelery?

serious? how would a clit piercing interfere with your activities in the military?

if you have Instagram i highly reccomend you find & follow The Rock.

Anthony Perkins. ummmf. yes i know he was closted but STILL!

i love you.

you get the subclass treatment because, when you go to a restaurant and the ordering things that are NOT on the menu, what you are saying to every employee who works at that restaurant, "yeah, you guys know what you are doing and have everything planned out precisely but I DONT GIVE A FUCK." it's essentially…

i feel ya. i ordered some comic books i've been wanting for-EVVV-err, two day shipping means they should have been here TODAY. nah, son, apparently Amazon Prine works on a planet where two-day shipping (when ordered on a Wednsday) means i'm gettin' my stuff on MONDAY.

no way are you uncool for wanting to try it out! lots of people, i think, would be way more open to smoking weed if it was recreationally legal where they live. it reduces your paranoia about doing so, at the very least!..