misslorie
misslorie
misslorie

You'd think they would want to bring these back, what with the salad in a jar situation going on these days.

I took an improv class and one scene we were doing started teetering toward racism and racial stereotypes. I fell right in (I made my character a racist). My teacher (very nicely) explained that generally, it's best to stay away from racism because it often times doesn't work or isn't funny. I was so embarrassed. I'm

or "Chlamydia. It aint no flower." I think I heard that one when I was 13.

Dammit. I thought this was going to be about celebrities that were cheerleaders before they were famous. With pictures.

I have some Gizehs. They are the shit.

Let's put the leggings on the men also. LEGGINGS FOR ALL.

My mom has a clubbed thumb as well, so I feel terrible when Megan Fox gets ragged on for hers.

I'll make it easy for everyone:

"Yeah, I'm wearing a giant bow on my chest. Kiss my ass."

On the plus side, I hear they're going with Paul Rudd for Ant Man. Perfection.

Ew. I clicked on Shay Mitchell's tumblr and the only post I saw was a bunch of pictures of nail art that that she (or I should say her "team") had stolen from other beauty bloggers. Stay classy Shay Mitchell.

My mom too! She's still dealing with the injury one year later. Numbing foot spray, I see lots of lawsuits in your future.

I instinctively click on anything with Rooney Mara's face on it. I also instinctively comment on things with Rooney Mara's face on it.

This is crazy talk. Crazy talk that I might have to look into...

I know! Can someone who knows how to make yarn use all my dog's shedded fur and make me a dog sweater?

In an ideal world, angora would be akin to wool.

That's my standard wash routine for almost everything new that I buy. I only start with the dryer when stuff is at least a year old (or starts getting stretched out). I only use warm washes on my whites.

The question is whether the producers will want her to do this. I hope that they take a risk for once. I'd like to see a physically strong (not just mentally strong) woman on the big screen for this roll.

"and I'm really grateful you have short hair otherwise I would have had to think of some other bigoted rationalization. My brain is tiny."

Apparently Adam Levine is a polarizing figure? It's weird because he seems like he'd be kind of... boring in real life. If he did this on purpose, perhaps he's smarter than I'm giving him credit for!