Is it weird that almost every time I stand up anywhere, I throw my arms up and arch my back like a gymnast on a dismount and whisper, say, or yell (depending who’s in the room)“PERFECT 10!”? Getting off the couch, desk chair, a bar stool, out of the car, I guess with the exception of the toilet (that would be really…

Don’t care, played with lemurs.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

*Attempted murder-the child they stabbed thankfully survived but seems to still be traumatized.

This is fake news! (I’m serious). (Nothing against you, Whitney. Many sources ignore the following). Master’s in Environmental Studies here. First of all, we’ve known since ancient times that shade growing and agroforestry is about ten times better for cacao and the planet than monoculture growing. If the world would…

I keep reading that first paragraph and laughing myself off the sofa.

I’m super emotional most of the time and this trailer didn’t help. I can’t make it through the scene in Mamma Mia! where Meryl helps her daughter get ready for her wedding without bawling, and thinking about her being gone for whatever reason... Yeah anyway, I will watch this and I will not care if it sucks.

I suggest a Real Housewives cross over vacation edition, where there are six houses and a fan favorite wild card addition that spend 1 week in Monaco. Ladies of London and Melbourne are also included.

Let’s just mind our own business maybe

Literally, the most insensitive thing any person could say to a couple going through infertility treatment is ‘why don’t you just adopt’ like it’s going to the fucking pound and getting a puppy. I spent a fortune on IVF and it was still cheaper than adoption.

Have you adopted? I am asking because it is not easy. It’s also not asked of couples not dealing with infertility or illness on the reg. In fact, her husband having cystic fibrosis also could count them out from adoption. Private adoption is expensive (as much as three rounds of IVF at my clinic, if you pay out of…

I’m looking forward to when Jezebel turns thirteen and wants nothing to do with us for the following five to seven years. And also when Jezebel gets blackout drunk on its sixteenth birthday and eggs Breitbart’s house.

Adorable! although I hate the name Katherine, but yay for Mindy!

“I’ll have one attention please!”

I am Charlotte Casitragblah and I am having Brad Pitts baby.

Hpnotiq?

It’s full of hypnotique. Hork.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I’m not surprised she’s named Amethyst.

General rule: if something you do can be compared fairly to something Ted Bundy did, stop doing that thing.