I'd rather slam my balls in a copy of the Essential Rumi than watch this treacly tripe.

Yeah. Hart to Hart killed it head-to-head for a season, never got another slot to prove itself.

Deep cut knowledge, i'm impressed.

Totes legit!

Sorry, I was constantly gardening and I missed it.

Howard Stern has ingratiated himself as willing hollywood stooge on the level of a cloying Leno now. I doubt he laughs anymore.

The guy right under the pinheads at GE.

"Stentorian Tastemaker" is my Wu-Tang moniker.

you could have stopped at "dutch rapper" and the obnoxy would overfloweth.

that is good. and sage words

Eh. It's been done. "Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin"

this guy. what was the thing I just saw him in where he snaps, goes home and kills his mother?

ROCHELLE ROCHELLE

Zzzzz

"HATEFUL GRINDCORE MADE BY BEST FRIENDS" is the best thing i've read in this article.

On the AV Club?

He smoked her ass out.

70s Hollywood. Your rules of decency and/or decorum need not apply. Hedonism amplified.

Harrison Ford mad someone else gets to act the asshole?

Who knew Steven Universe would be such a shiftless 20-something?