Look at this solicit:

The two constants? Chuck and his boring lapdog Scott Summers.

I want a happy, rainbow-scented alt future dystopia.

Old Man Logan is a one-note Millar fart of a alt-story that's been in service for far too fucking long.

He may be as technically competent as it gets, there's just no sizzle to the steak.

Note I didn't mention any bit of what I actually wrote.

No, yours sounds much more entertaining.

That sounds absolutely horrific.

I wish I had someone here as pop culturally literate to talk to.

PAGING BURL

Never gave the Cubs or their fans much thought outside of their perennial loserdom - but that Bartman 30 for 30, yeah, fuck off Cubs fans.

IOLA BOILIN fan, it sounds like. Give that weirdo a wide berth.

And Billy Beane gets away with doing the same thing, minus the whole winning World Series inconsequentiality.

A smack in the face to everyone with $81 in their pockets right now!

STOOL BOOM!

NO: Get it right, Marah. What I said was….

what else do me and the guys talk about on our weekly coffee klatches?

I think they should be handcuffed together for all matches, like a take on Poitier/Curtis in "The Defiant Ones"

Signed Cesaro shirt? On your wall?

She's regular as fuck thanks to all that Activia, though.