If I did not start my order with, "May I please have..." as a child, my father would interrupt me mid-order in front of the waiter, correct me, and give me the death stare.

This. Especially, ahem, education studies. Oh, we have one of the highest poverty rates out of any industrialized nations, we actually ATTEMPT to educate our kids who live in poverty (unlike some nations), and we have a large, heterogeneous population...yet Finland outperforms us in education when you compare…

Most sex toys that are the size of tampons are vibrators, not dildos. They are meant to stimulate the clit on the outside, not go inside. I have also never fucked a man with a dick the size or shape of a tampon. A tampon is multiple times thinner than an actual dick. I'm sorry but...no.

When were you in high school?

Ah. They used to make them with ephedrine, which was ridiculous. We took them in high school. Ridiculous uppers before they banned them, pretty much like legal adderall but more speedy less focus.

Was it like, 10 years ago? When they actually had ephedrine in them? That shit was full on speed.

My boyfriend is totally a boob man, but he said, "I think you've converted me to an ass man." Which is a) sort of cute and b) I have no boobs so really he has no choice.

I don't even think our showers worked in our ancient locker room. NO ONE showered, and I'm a female.

I love a good butt on a guy. So cute. Sometimes I just smack my boyfriend's lightly when he gets out of the shower and has his back turned. I'm blessed with a bubble butt too, though, so we're both just smacking each other's butts all the time lol. Wait. Is that weird?

I've never been on a flight where I had to pay to watch TV, unless it was a premium channel or ordering a movie.

I really think mine would have shrunk by 50%, upper middle class suburb with a graduating class of 450 and 3 black kids here. Our valedictorian was one of the biggest stoners in school, and many of the kids who used drugs recreationally performed well academically and were white, so no one really made a big deal.…

I have one in my town. It's a problem. I can never find much I like in NY&Co./stuff that fits me entirely right. The NY&Co. is in the same shopping center as Ann Taylor Loft (3 minutes away. Ugh.)

I just choked on my bagel this morning reading your comment, FYI "because I like making myself sad" haha. They really do have cute stuff at that price point, you're right! Especially work or family gathering appropriate things. I teach, so I live in Ann Taylor Loft because they have a pretty decent petite section.…

They do have the petite stuff online. I get a little leery about ordering online from Old Navy though, because as I'm sure you've experienced, you can try on three of the SAME ITEMS in the SAME SIZE and have them fit differently, lol. I do stock up on my 2 for $5 flip fops in every shade under the sun, though. And…

To be fair, its the same damn thing for their petite line too. Same with Old Navy.

They are. I live in a town with two Targets (yep), and there's also one 10 minutes away. I am not plus sized, but I can tell you I have my absolute favorite Target to go to when it comes to clothes shopping. The one carries a much larger selection of clothing and I always luck out there. IDK why, either, since they're…

I can only fit into their juniors stuff. I always see cute Merona dresses that I'd wear to work, but at 5'2" and a petite frame, I am swimming in the stuff. I totally feel you on that.

Except your thin friends can't fit in the clothes. Seriously, I know I'm petite (5'2", got hips and an ass, but very petite up top and small frame) and I am SWIMMING in their shirts/dresses. In fact, the few dresses I have bought there for ridiculous prices have to go to my seamstress to be altered. I am a fully grown…

Same here, I refuse to throw them away so they're up on a top shelf in my closet.

I'm tiny waist, huge hips/ass/thighs, NARROW as fuck calves. I can wear exactly one brand/cut of skinny jeans, and I have multiple pairs of them. I still think I look better in flares, but I haven't worn them in years.