OK, there is something about having a mundane object, like a shopping cart, popping up in a place that is not logical, a remote country road, that really is creepy as hell.
Miss Bowie
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Awful. I stand with you.
You’re lucky that your hands didn’t smell like your great granddad’s sock!
Winner.
Miss Bowie, we live in the same town! Read more
This isn’t an urban legend. The Victor Ohta family was murdered by a young man named John Linley Frazier in 1970. Wikipedia
Condoms for blow jobs, man. Sure, condoms taste bad, but dick tastes worse.
Jesus Christ. Like we need more reasons to stay away from dicks.
I stopped in Marshalls about a month ago to get a pair of pajama pants because I was going away for the weekend and sharing a suite with another couple. I checked the shoe clearance rack. They had a pair of Merrell hiking boots with just the printed red tag for $29.99. I quickly checked my phone. REI had the same boots… Read more
I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.
It’s not just vaginas! There was a bodybuilder in my dorm when I was in college who basically only ate meat as part of some weird 0% body fat diet. He was stunningly gorgeous, intelligent, and charming. He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend. Why? It was openly discussed (behind his… Read more
I was in there to buy a shower curtain. Read more
I got some fancy brand purse I’ve never heard of for $15. Looked it up online and it originally went for like $300. Marshall’s is magic.
Wooohoooo!!! I have so many of these I don’t know where to start. This will be an ongoing project over the weekend. OK I’ll start with a pretty tame one, but that was just insanely weird. Read more
Oh god, there are no room spins like the “I drank too much AND I’m really really high” room spins. Read more
Spring/Summer, 1986. I am a junior. My best friends parents are out of town. We schedule a party, the word spreads. We have a band scheduled (the core members of this band would later on become actual recording artists - you have heard of them). We had to prepare “Jen’s” house. Read more
Are you fucking kidding me? Read more
Legitimately thought that said Orlando Bloom until I clicked through, lol. I’m not quite awake this morning.
This right here. The documentary 20 Feet from Stardom talks about all the amazing back up singers from the 50s, 60s, and 70s who worked on major hits. All of them, black women, tried to break out on their own but were told that they couldn’t do a solo album or solo promotions because of Aretha Franklin’s success. Read more
More so than any other time I can think of, SO MANY (male) rappers sound the EXACT same. They all have a Travis Scott-type sound, they all have that Gucci Mane flow. Cardi is correct, though it’s hilarious that she’s sort of unintentionally subtweeting her fiance. Read more