Yikes yikes yikes - I was going to say “in rural California my risk of dudes with guns was probably lower” but honestly there are some crazy people out there.
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Right?!? There was such freedom in knowing that whatever you might hit in a Volvo would cause no harm to the car (I once grazed a dumpster and the dumpster came away worse).
This story took place in 2010, and I still get weird queasy feelings when I think about it. Read more
The real question is why on earth would he forever stretch the cuff of a nice sweater to get it all the way up his arm - just take the sweater off!
I know I’m 100 years late, but: Read more
Not to be that asshole, but: Read more
Someone is middle school kept telling me that my eyes aren’t blue, because she only considered “clear, light blue, like really pretty blue” to be blue eyes, and I cannot express to you how much it infuriated me. MY EYES ARE BLUE!!!
My best birthday was my 8th, hands down. I was quite sick at the time, and my mom had (I believe) asked the family to get my gifts that could be used while laying down on the bed or the couch. I significantly increased my Disney VHS collection that year, which in itself was wonderful. Read more
I have read about the Ohta family (tragic!) but I still think my story has urban legend quality; so many of the details I was regaled with as an elementary school kid come from no where: the version I was told lingered on how they were propped up, with cups and stuff in their hands, where in sad reality he just shot… Read more
I finally have a good one! Read more
The highlight in my eyes was the “Her Golden Secret” perfume by Antonio Banderas, gifted to the Ambassador to Swaziland, from the Ambassaor from Qatar to the US. Read more
A friend once described a hookups dick as “gamey” tasting when she went down on him, and that became reason #156 that I don’t go near dicks.
A couple weeks ago I found a black leather Marc Jacobs cross body at Marshalls for $89.00. It had MSRP tags on it for $330.00, but I thought “oh, this is a piece that intended for discount/outlet retailers”, so I googled it, and no...it was on sale at Nordstrom for $250.00. I love it, I carry it often, and I feel a… Read more
This story makes me feel slightly ill every time I recall it, or smell gin, but here goes: Read more
This was my exact reaction! What is a “latte based culture”?!?
BABY POWDER!! Sure, it may give you cancer if you inhale it, but it will stop your squeaky shoes. You lift up the insert in the foot bed, dump a pile of baby powder in there, and voila, problem solved. Read more
I LOVE Puy du Fou!! I have been there twice, and it is so cheesy, and weird, and I just revel in it. Read more
Madame Alexander used to make a doll in a dress that looked exactly like this (of course the internet is failing me and I can’t find a picture) - but I used to covet that shit sooooo hard.
I know I am late to the game, but I have a good one: Read more
I know this is a serious topic, and I don’t mean to trivialize, but: Read more