Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin
10/11/19
1:11 AM
18

I think, in this case, it’s that I’ve been obsessing over the Nats-Dodgers series for the past 10 days, and mostly ignoring the American League. Also my brain really is a pile of garbage, wriggling with maggots.

10/9/19
8:31 PM
29

This said the Braves were playing small-ball, which obviously makes no sense. I corrected it.

10/9/19
12:58 PM
160

It was a private account, and she’d only granted access to people she considered trustworthy friends. This would be like someone sharing information from a group chat among friends and family, and then you coming along and saying “wELl tHeN yOu sHoUlDn’T hAvE cONveRsAtiOnS wITh pEoPlE yOu tRuSt!!”

9/24/19
10:53 PM
85

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere! Read more

9/13/19
10:36 AM
7

I have no idea how or why that happened, but I’ve now put a damn Twitter video in there that shows the play.

8/30/19
7:59 PM
29

In reading this again, I worded part of that last paragraph really sloppily. The Cowboys triggered the optional fifth year in Elliott’s contract, but this season will be his fourth under his rookie deal. His situation is very shitty when you consider the wear and tear he’ll be exposed to over the next two seasons, Read more

8/27/19
9:43 PM
372

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

8/27/19
2:59 AM
81

Ah, so a writer on a different website, then. Got it. Weird choice to stage that argument in Kinja, where the article used the words “earns ejection” in the actual headline, but whatever.

8/23/19
4:47 PM
1

Anything by Willet. If you’re into rye, their Big Poppa is really great.