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Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

In 1965 I hitchhiked from Harpur College to Cornell to see the Rolling Stones at Barton Hall. We got there early so to kill time we went to the Cornell/Columbia football game. At halftime the Columbia band performed before the BIG RED BAND came on. Their theme was a typical Saturday night at college. I remember they

Since the Columbia football stadium was funded by and is named for Bob Kraft isn’t everything that happens there a secret dick joke?

Having been a member of a scramble band (VU ‘97, and fuck it, I only did it so I could get admission to the basketball games and fuck the band and all of the assholes in it), more colleges should have a scramble band instead of a marching band. Hell, not everybody can be Ohio University, and as impressive as their

I’m sorry but I refuse to have Youppi! shamed in comparison with Donald fucking Trump.

As a Filipino: that’s a daggummed bus. Yeah that’s a bus.

Before you can buy one of these penis extenders, you should have to take a parking test. If you can’t park the penis extender between 2 white lines on the first try, NO TRUCK FOR YOU!!!

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

I don’t follow speedrunning very much if at all and so I didn’t know about this. I feel REALLY stupid. I just thought this was a cool run in a game I know people love. I’m going to update the post to include something about this. This sucks and I’m sorry. Thank you for pointing this out. 

Nah. Just go to the basement, flip the circuit breaker off for that exterior outlet, and leave the car unbothered. They’ll come back wondering “why isn’t the car charging!” 

Oh, Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick--I have sex with someone of the opposite gender and this is almost enough to make me switch for simply aesthetic reasons.  Oy.

NOTES FROM THE GRAYS:

Stick to sports.

With the American Evangelical Church, yes. With the church, writ large and historical? Not nearly so much as you might think. Pascal, Mendel, even Darwin (initially), and many many others didn’t see any conflict whatsoever.