The Indians? Shaking my head, Mumbai...

Mumbai indians? that's racis...wait, tha's OK.

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

No one's looking for detailed analysis and a 10,000 word article but oh, I dunno expecting a "Guess what! The mandate of a billion people was just declared!" post from an international website isn't asking for the stars.

Hard to believe these are the same model year...but they are:

They participate in interdiction duties and may have a situation arise where they have to comically run around the perimeter of a ship for 1.5 miles after a suspect while Benny Hill music is blasted full volume from their vessel.

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

I never said my family buys reliable cars. We just buy cars that just break and are never recalled.

Typical dogsplaining from Jezebel, and a complete inability to check your paw privilege. This website continues to go downhill. Here are eighteen more badly-spelled paragraphs about the ways in which I am dissatisfied.

Why is that cat bullying that dog? That dog is just expressing his opinion. Little kids on tricycles will destroy traditional values, or something.

wouldn't matter!!

David McCarthy is a junior cyclist who learned a valuable lesson while attending the Giro d'Italia in Dublin

Yup, that was my takeaway too.

you should go some time

I'm a little confused. Deadspin excoriated UFC for using masculinity and "manliness" to market Ronda Rousey, but is pretty much ok with this cult of machismo when it comes to the male fighters. And, for what its worth, this Bro-tastic font of "man up" bullshit posturing flows from the UFC president, and buying into it…

Can Kinja filter UFC out of my Deadspin feed?

This is so, so appropriate.

The orchestratress of this despicable plot

Please watch your language. This is a family site and I don't want my kids to learn the word "Sebring."