I thought it was just teen girls and women, but apparently girls of any age, engrossed in anything (book, phone, iPad, elective outpatient surgery) are not exempt from dudes intrusively and persistently talking to them at Starbucks! Dammit.

Agreed about reality being subjective, but come the fuck on now, this is out of touch with the reality of most humans on the planet.

But damn, at least when they spoke in code they knew that they had to keep those beliefs in the closet. These sparks of out-and-proud racism are turning into a brush fire that will rage out of control in this country.

Narcissism = “He says what I’m thinking!” and therefore should be elevated to the highest office in the land.

Honestly though, how can we de-program these people? This segment of society has gone so far off the rails, truly into radicalization, that they seem to be beyond all help.

Cosigned. It’s my firm belief that it’s part of my job to deconstruct all of that Pinterest-y bullshit for my kids.

I love the look that the brunette lady (Jane Russell?) is giving her. The brows are so perfect.

Seriously what is with that lobster? How can we still be using the lobster so many years apart? Anyone? There must be some explanation, I feel like I’ve been taking crazy pills.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugghh!

Why don’t they have faces?? Did the artist just peace out after painstakingly shading every icicle? Just like, “Eh, put the bird in there. We’re done here.”

This has a cuttlefish/squid vibe. Majestic sea flap-flap.

Why do orange-toned reds even exist? Who do they even look good on? Blue-toned reds for everyone!!

Seriously. They should all at least have to pass the test that immigrants have to take to gain citizenship.

I am an ob/gyn and that is exactly how I would describe it. And also why I tell my patients to exercise every damn day of their pregnancies if they can, ‘cause labor is freaking laborious.

Do we know if she ended up needing a hysterectomy for her suspected placenta accreta?

Jesus Christ, men are sooooo emotional.

My God, dude. I’m sorry.

I totally agree! I thought this was the most impressive acting I’ve ever seen, because I would be jumping out of the way and shrieking at the cold water. I was like, daaaaaamn woman you are good at this job.

Goddamit “declined.” I revoke my own internet access for the day.

The platinum card is denied! The PLATINUM card is denied. THE PLATINUM CARD IS DENIED.