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No. It’s the teacher and then the officer who are denying the other students an education. She was sitting in her seat, not getting loud, standing up, walking around, or destroying property. No one has alleged that she did any of those things. If she was looking at her phone, which is what her reported infraction was,…

Dude that pretty much sums up the entire ethos of the health insurance industry when it comes to physician payments.

Also causing serious life-long side effects — an unplanned pregnancy or three.

Honestly, ever since I saw Key and Peele’s Substitute Teacher sketch, I CANNOT hear anything but “Jay-quellen” when I see that name.

Have you tried Long Tall Sally? Super long inseams (I think up to 38”, which is bonkers) and all sizes. I share this company with every tall teenage girl I meet b/c I had such a rough time finding clothes at that age. I feel you on the Alice in Wonderland thing.

My dad died in 2007 and I still haven’t deleted a voicemail he left on my iPhone 3. The phone doesn’t work anymore. I haven’t powered it up in years. I don’t even know if I still have the right charger for it, but it is like this little shiny black brick of grief that I keep carrying around, moving from place to place…

When one or both parties has a personality disorder (as it sounds like is the case here), asking the parties to go-parent is inevitably a disaster. Believe me, divorce doesn't make people crazy. It gives crazy people a stage and an audience to let the crazy shine.