We need more more fashion plate captions like these - these are great. :D

I’m Canadian, and I had no idea that they no longer made the donuts in store - but it sure explains the taste difference. I thought maybe I was just getting old or my tastebuds were dead or something.

Ha ha!!! Sofar, Sofar’s SO, and all their assembled droogs.... The invitations would be so awesome. :D

I’m also allergic to corn - not as severely as you, but holy god why does EVERYTHING ever have corn in it?? Also, I miss nachos.

I have to admit, I feel better knowing I’m not the only one allergic to tomatoes and things like kiwi fruit. I’m also extremely allergic to nuts, and I have sent dishes back when the kitchen staff goofed on the order, or in one case actually told me they didn’t believe I had an allergy. I made sure to show that…

OK, I get that maybe they can’t bang at her place - she’s 19, and maybe she still lives with her parents or something, but he’s 29, surely he has an apartment, or a station wagon, or something and they could have gone there.

Stephen King once wrote something along the lines of restraining orders being as useful as a parasol in a hurricane. I hate that he’s right - but I can’t imagine a piece of paper demanding sane and rational behaviour actually produces said behaviour.

So...no shock or suprise here, right? I mean, of course he’s darkening actors skin to look more like the stereotype that - unfortunately - far too many people still believe in. You know, because it’s funny to make films that perpetuate stereotypes - esp. when you know those films will be well attended by idiots who…

A restraining order is no solution at all - esp. if you can’t get one! As if being pushed or spit on isn’t *quite* abusive enough to warrant protection or concern that maybe - just maybe - your ex isn’t quite playing with a full deck.

This puzzles and frightens me - you can’t get a restraining order until AFTER you’ve been hurt. Never mind nipping Mr. Crazy in the bud and getting things in place for if/when it does get worse (and this shit almost always escalates or at least continues).

Just coming here to say this very thing. WTF kind of defence is “Pics or it didn’t happen.” Especially in light of what his own kid wrote - that poor kid, to see his Mum beaten and then know his Dad got away with it - that he’s not going to be punished appropriately - if at all - for what he’s done.

That is truly depressing - and it makes me angry. Did you ever get to find out if your neighbour was OK?

BEAUTIFUL video and a great song, too. I’m going to go watch it again (and again).

So, this asshole husband is abusive and off his meds and rookie cop decides he knows best and that sleeping it off would be best for all parties - even knowing there’d been 14 other calls to the house??

Mrs Fillyjonk and Mymble have more chic and verve than I do. ;-)

It’s true. I fully expect my husband to leave me any day now for some dainty creature who has the sort of elbows that attract men and keep them.

My husband must have married me out of a deep sense of pity. I am decidedly NOT dainty if these advertisements are to be believed.

For takeoff I usually talk to myself in my head by telling myself that planes are, generally speaking, quite safe and that nothing bad will happen. During the flight, so I don’t focus on worst case scenarios, I watch Hot Fuzz on my iPhone with my noise cancelling headphones on and tell myself to chill the fuck out…

For those of us in Canada: here’s a link to the video. :D

“I don’t want forgiveness. I just think [speaking out] was the responsible thing to do. Above anything, I would like people to say, ‘OK, she’s human.’”