Never in a million years did I think we’d be doing this, but here we are gearing up to start homeschool. Luckily I found a pretty straight forward preschool program that provides the majority of things needed. With our fears for fall & winter, this program at least will be something consistent. So all this week…

I couldn’t find a gif with the really funny lines. Oh well:

Agree. With. Everything. Thor Ragnarok freakin’ ROCKS!

But WHERE is the 80s gonzo visual motif? I agree that’s what they hinted was coming with this movie, but I see zero evidence of it. I was expecting “The Guest” levels of neon colored trippy lighting. Weeknd music video-esque action sequences. Costuming straight out of Miami Vice or Dallas. Etc. etc. I am disappoint.

You know ive been a Wonder Woman fanatic my entire life...you should see how much stuff I have with her logo on it...so I was so excited that they were going to do a good movie with her...and they are fine. But I always get distracted by her eyebrows in the intense scenes. 

I liked the original, but fucking hated City of Angels.

I wonder how much of the original was just in how great the cast was?

Then again, Dormer, Bishe and Rory Kinnear were really not done any favors in this one...

There better be at least one Cats joke. I'll buy two tickets if there's a Cats butthole joke. (Zero tickets if it involves a James Corden cameo tho)

OH, you want Augmented reality (AR) glasses. Two very different technologies. VR glasses cover your entire face. AR glasses let you wear glasses with a little screen in the corner or something. Unfortunately AR glasses didn’t catch on so they’re not as readily available as you’d hope.

Instead of shaming people who play video games, consider that they’re doing that instead of driving to the movies. I don’t have any research to back my expectations up, but I expect going out for entertainment is almost always burning more energy.

Not the most original, but it was the only time I was ever sent to the principal’s office:

“Because you have to LIVE, you can’t just be afraid all the time!”

Thank you for getting that reference

It’s gonna kill a part of my soul to not see a movie like this in theaters, but that’s a hell of a lot better than killing the whole me by going.

OMFG Scott Joplin. It took me a minute. 

We have the opposite problem - a gas range with recessed burners that is a pain to clean. It’s a great oven otherwise but I do tend to leave crumbs collecting for too long.

LOL! Now I can’t unsee it.

Powdered dishwasher detergent. Either loose or a crumbled pod. I use it to scrub especially burnt on enamel/cast iron pot residue. It can’t scratch because it’s made to dissolve. But it scrubs clean like a champ.

Since you mention magic...Magic Erasers (or the generic equivalent) really are the best thing I’ve found for getting stubborn crud off of kitchen appliances. No chemicals required, just the wet foam pad.

Hey, that’s how I watched Schindler’s List!

For the full experience, while watching it have someone dump cold water on you and hit you with a rake.