One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

You. Rock.

Happy Halloween from Nakatomi Plaza! With many thanks to our friend, JDZphotography. P.S. That’s our son’s bad guy face, not a don’t-make-me-pose-for-a-photo face.

Drew hasn’t figured out yet that he was giving out handjobs under false duress.

In a hangar at Andrews AFB:

And ... you just gave the poor guy another burn.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

I also love this contradiction:

They should legalize “giving the quarterback the business”.

Propane guy: here you go.

This is what’s so incredibly pathetic about NFL owners as a group, is that they would make an unconscionable amount of money — generational money, every single year — even if they never sold a single ticket, never sold a single jersey. And the reality is that they would still fill seats, still sell plenty of other…

I think Medusa’s Wig should do the show recaps, just as The Dome recapped Under The Dome.

Most Toronto teams are best appreciated in the offseason.

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

I just wanted to get on top of his toes.