Dang. She’s going to regret that dancing video once she’s elected to Congress...

Or a custom hole with a tremendous wall. A big strong steel wall. Paid by Mexico.

or Sounds of Silence...

Jesus specifically says to gain everything, you have to loose everything.

One possibility for addressing that would be to make dunks and alley-oops worth three points

“He got kicked out of school for having a dream that he killed everybody in his class...”

If only there was a way to elect the government you want...¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Instead of calling it fraud can she claim collusion? Because we all know that is not a crime...

Update: A Patriots flack described the mascot’s condition as “sore.” 

...and on Tuesday the team decided that Matt Cassell will replace Brandon Weeden as the team’s starting quarterback.

So when is the Venezuelan caravan scheduled to arrive?

I rarely ever feel bad about a pro athlete’s career but Larry is one of the few. Really deserved better...

I was always a fan. If only Jerry had put a better roster around him. 

Avoiding piles: The first step in radical indoctrination.

I wonder if Brady’s fancy anti-sunburn water also works against frost bite.

Washington Anthem Standers

I can’t imagine a procedure costing less in Canada than the US, especially after the exchange rate. I guess maybe with the added travel costs?

This fun time coach really needs the Ryan brothers to round out his staff.

Would have loved it if he chugged the whole 6-pack Stone Cold Steve Austin style then entered.

When do you think was the last time anyone said “Damn Tom, you fucking idiot shut up” to Brady?