It’s the rapture. That’s why they want to die. They’re convinced that Jesus is coming back for them (and only them) and will save them from this horrible world where a black man can be president, where you can actually lose your job for sexually assaulting women, and where you can’t put a “no homo’s” sign on the door…

Are you sure? Cause he looks like my uncle Reggie.

No Tina Lawson for your Golden Girls reboot. Keep the first three and add Marla Gibbs in the Sophia role.

Thing is, wild animals don’t need human help to escape natural disasters. Animals be knowing and running long before we get a clue that somethings up. The first time I saw that clip i thought that rabbit is lucky he doesn’t look like Trayvon Martin. Because a white guy getting out of his car and chasing after a rabbit…