Okay, just when I thought he couldn't get more creepy.

Igloo: also he can actually rap.

From the LA Times article, "If convicted on all charges, Ghirelli faces up to 11 years, eight months in state prison, and Lippert faces up to 10 years and six months." ...Really? Drugging, then raping minors and that's the MAX sentence?

Glad I'm not dumb enough to throw away my life over teen peen.

Don't give me that fucking look... you know what you did.

Cue the gross justifications from commenters - "Oh Dude!! Where were all these hottie-hot bang-bang teachers when I was in school?", "I guarantee he wanted it too", etc etc.

TO: bclinton69@aol.com

Do people know there's a thing that's real porn? I think this show would not exist if people were aware of real porn. They should probably be informed of real porn.

WHITE BOYS PLEASE STOP RUINING ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY LIKE OUTKAST. CUT IT THE FUCK OUT. STOP BEING RACIST. STOP BEING SO HORRIBLE.

That is one thing I appreciated about this article- she clarified that she doesn't think she was fat before. Thanks, Khloe! Do your thing!

i don't wear jewelry but my parents pierced my ears when i was little because they're filipino and it's standard in their culture, and i find my "permanent scars" to be NBD

This thing goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP

But were they Tahitian pearls or freshwater pearls? Might have been the work of

Keep an eye out for LiLo's new pearl earring line. It will be a limited release of about 3,000 pairs.

my seven year old daughter literally just ran from her bedroom to see what I was watching and said "omg mom that's a talented baby! It's like baby joker!"

Your potty training was obviously traumatic.

oooh mama like.

So, here's the thought that ran through my head. Someone, somewhere will buy this book, because they like the show. It will be the only book of poetry they have ever owned and after reading some of it will never, ever, ever, ever read another book of poetry again. They will make awful assumptions about what poetry…