He’d be run out of town on a rail if he endorsed a Boston band!
DAT’S DE JOKE
Oh, but I did!
Well, it’s not a puppet, and it’s not a mop, but maaaaan...
“Four months to rebuild a starship that had a third of it’s hull blown away? Really?”
How is that possible? Are you a Senator?
By that standard, Shakespeare was a lazy writer.
This one’s longer than the article!
So is running a profitable business, apparently.
Well, again, that’s the vagina, not the cervix. That was the part that really struck me as improbable, both in terms of, how could you, and why would you?
Two things. I not a doctor or anything, but I can’t imagine there are too many penises out there bigger around than a cat’s head. Also, fitting into a vagina, sure. But the cervix? If you’re not actively in labor, that seems medically improbable at best. I’d stake my degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College on…
(hastily rewrites next week’s column about how grain was stored in the pyramids)
At least his business venture actually made money. And unlike the USFL, Major League Baseball actually survived his involvement.
“Hare-Raising” was in the title of like 90 different Bugs Bunny cartoons. I will also try and work “I’m only free and a half years old!” into the column at some point.
I was talking about my kids’ school, which gets less than half that amount - well below the minimum per-student funding required by NJ law.
So, you’re embracing the argument I mentioned above: “someone else doesn’t have something nice, so fuck these working class minority kids for having something nice.” It’s a great look.
I live within 10 miles of this school, and I will contest every damn word of what he said. My kids’ school very well might be the lowest-funded school in New Jersey, we still have a computer room and a cart full of Chromebooks. (School funding issues mainly impact teacher salaries — the school can’t afford to keep any…
I lived in the East Village in the late‘90s, and I think Veselka and the big cube are the only place I went regularly that are still there.
I was racking my brain over the movie that only credits its leads as Him and Her. And now that you’ve mentioned Antichrist, I still think I was thinking of a different movie! There might be more than one!